Up the Chastity Belt

Synopsis

A funny thing happened to Lurkalot, serf to Sir Coward de Custard, on the way to Custard Castle. Lurkalot sells lusty love potions and rusty chastity belts in the market place, but on this day Sir Graggart de Bombast arrives to sack the castle, and to get the lovely Lobelia Custard in the sack! Lurkalot must help Custard cream the knight in pining armour...

Frankie Howerd

Lurkalot / Richard the Lionheart

Graham Crowden

Sir Coward de Custard

Bill Fraser

Sir Braggart de Bombast

Roy Hudd

Nick the Pick

Hugh Paddick

Robin Hood

Anna Quayle

Lady Ashfodel

Fred Emney

Mortimer

Dave King

Landlord of The Blue Boar

Lance Percival

Our Man in the Holy Land

Nora Swinburne

Mistress of the Bed Chamber

Godfrey Winn

The Archbishop Of All England

Eartha Kitt

Scheherazade